Last weekend me and the crew took our last trip of the semester. And what better way to top it off than by going to Ibiza?! I know what some of you already-abroad-people are thinking; Ibiza isn’t even open yet. Well guess what, we have sick promoters that opened it up just for us. They planned a trip of about 500 kids (mostly Barcelona students) and set up parties and clubs and hotels for us. It was like spring break Bahamas all over again, except for big kids.
I’ll start off by saying the island was BEAUTIFUL. I’m actually sad I didn’t get to explore it more. There’s all these beaches and mountains that I didn’t get to see. Def making a trip back there at some point in my life. Second thing I want to say is that Michele and Dina were hands down the drunkest girls on that island. Like no doubt in my mind or anyone elses. The first day we woke up at 9 a.m. and crack open a bottle of Absolut, finished by about 11:30 a.m. Few hours later, the beach got packed with all our friends and we’re all waiting for some ‘paint party’ to begin. Dina was so damn excited about this paint party it was all she could talk about. Welp, she got too drunk and completely missed it. Instead her and Michele frolicked in the water.
We’re all having a grand old time until we saw people crowding around this one beach chair, taking pictures of something. It’s Michele. Passed out. Classic Winters. We try and get her up but she claims shes ‘just tired and wants to sleep’. Well Mich, ya can’t do that in the sun. So our guy friend actually had to pick her up and carry her all the way up to our hotel room. Good night Michele.
Next crisis: some kid and his girlfriend were sitting on Dina’s chair with her my stuff on it. Kelly goes over to get them off but they wouldn’t budge. That’s it, all hell broke loose. Kelly throws her drink on the kid and I start screaming in the girl’s face. Full on verbal brawl on the beach, for Dina and my chair. Where do you think Dina was when all this was happening? Playing in the sand, with not a clue as to what’s going on. Typical.
Next thing I remember is waking up from my nap to go to the club. The only problem was that the buses left in about an hour and none of us were showered or ready. While everyone else got their shit together, Dina kind of just stumbled around debating if she could even make it. When she finally got an outfit on she looked at us and said, “Guys, I’m ready to go.” There was Dina with her hair in a messy bun with no makeup on. “You’re going out like that?” We all shouted back. She was mad at us at the time but looking back I am pretty sure she’s thankful we stopped her. So finally Dina decides it’s best if she just went back to sleep and wow did she miss out on a incredible club. The club we went to was called El Pardais and it was nothing like I’ve ever experienced. Not only did the club have a unique look to it and played the latest and greatest house music but it also turned in to a water party past a certain hour. So basically when the clock strikes 4am water begins to shower everyone on the dance floor. This was truly something I’ve never experienced before. Basically the water went up to everyone’s knees.. The dance floor was pretty much a swimming pool.
When we finally got back to the hotel we found a letter from Dina underneath our hotel room door. The letter said “Help me, my life is in shambles – Dina” We then all laughed for about 30 minutes. I still can’t get over the fact Dina was that drunk so early in the day.
The best part about this is that Dina did not even learn a lesson. The next morning she once again cracked open a bottle of absoult. The bottle was basically finished by 11 am. But this time she was not the only one drinking. Her and Michele were once again the drunkest girls on the beach. We all kept yelling at them because we knew both of them were not going to be able to make it on the booze cruise we had planned for us later in the day. Well we were sort of right.. Michele got too drunk and missed the best booze cruise I’ve ever been on. The booze cruise had unlimited beer and sangria. The weather was beautiful so we all partied in our bathing suits for a couple of hours. The cruise was basically filled with a bunch of drunk girls dancing and falling all over the place and of course Dina was one of them. Dina was so drunk she didn’t even realize I accidentally spilled my entire drink on her. That night we went to Ibiza. Pacha Ibiza > Pacha New York times 100 million. The music was a little different but it was still a great time. Packed to capacity too.
The next morning it was sadly time for us to go. As we were waiting for the plane we’re all recapping the weekend. We all agreed that Ibiza was by far one of our best trips. We’re not usually this out of control, I promise. You would do the same if you went to Ibiza for a weekend too, mark my words. Adios!!